Random Ramblings

I have an official blog

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:05:56 +1000

You can follow my adventures at:
nightingalequilts.blogspot.com
I am no longer posting on tumblr :-(
My instagram is still alive and kicking and I’m hoping this blog will succeed!

I know you’re all like “whert? Who’s this...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:26:10 +1000

I know you’re all like “whert? Who’s this Nightingale Quilts nutter?” And “when did I follow her?”. Surprise! It’s me littledeerling/ Caroline. I’m seeing if I can do this blog thing. Not sure how good I’ll be, but I guess it wouldn’t hurt to try (and I don’t think anyone can be harmed if it DOES crash and burn)

tastefullyoffensive: [video]

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:02:15 +1000

tastefullyoffensive:

[video]

tastefullyoffensive: Happy Mother’s Day, Mom

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:00:31 +1000

tastefullyoffensive:

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom

Photo

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:53:36 +1000

muirin007: kotacolalight: pleatedjeans: 24 Parents Who Are...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:49:18 +1000

muirin007:

kotacolalight:

pleatedjeans:

24 Parents Who Are Doing it Right

<3

Reblogging because my dad used to do the same thing that the dad is doing with his daughter in the last GIF. Every single morning, I would dress up in my Belle costume and before he left for work, my dad would sing the theme song to Beauty and the Beast and dance with me. And he is the best dad anyone could ever ask for.

Wow. I’m getting a little emotional here seeing that father doing the same thing with his little girl. Amazing.

laughingsquid: Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Chases a Duckling...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:44:57 +1000

laughingsquid:

Cat Wearing a Shark Costume Chases a Duckling While Riding a Roomba Vacuum

that-horny-mofo: cutekings: today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:43:51 +1000

that-horny-mofo:

cutekings:

today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but

THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH

221cbakerstreet: thatferrybroad: wliabl: Cleopatra’s...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 02:11:09 +1000

221cbakerstreet:

thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND

iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D.

CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE

WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY

NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA

AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM

UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.

can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

that’s really exciting

221cbakerstreet: thatferrybroad: wliabl: Cleopatra’s...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 02:11:09 +1000

221cbakerstreet:

thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND

iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D.

CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE

WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY

NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA

AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM

UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.

can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

that’s really exciting

twigwise: asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 02:07:11 +1000

twigwise:

asuka-sohryu:

next time you’re feeling like shit

remember the sloths

they don’t do anything ever

and they haven’t gone extinct

you can afford to take a nap

This

Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day

Photo

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 02:06:24 +1000

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 01:57:50 +1000

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

squatsandmoresquats: sexting 101

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:38:20 +1000

squatsandmoresquats:

sexting 101

bendydicks: skaret: leaves bird unattended 1 minute comes...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:37:41 +1000

bendydicks:

skaret:

leaves bird unattended 1 minute

comes back

suddenly glove party

I thought i was looking at a bunch of bunnies that had been flattened with an iron.

vantatas: culvercreekprankmaster: nearlyunheadlessnick: i...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:37:13 +1000

vantatas:

culvercreekprankmaster:

nearlyunheadlessnick:

i needed this

FUCKING FINALLY THE ACRONYM IS “GRAPHICAL INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT “JRAPHICAL INTERCHANGE FORMAT”

giraffical

starksmash: Zuhair Murad Spring 2013 Couture

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:35:47 +1000

starksmash:

Zuhair Murad Spring 2013 Couture

shewillbelubed: do u ever start being friends with someone and then u get to know them and its...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:32:51 +1000

shewillbelubed:

do u ever start being friends with someone

and then u get to know them

and its like

no wait

i dont actually like you

can we stop this friendship thing we have going on

diabeetus4life: letsdothewave: intertwined-and-overrun: fuck-y...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:32:32 +1000

diabeetus4life:

letsdothewave:

intertwined-and-overrun:

fuck-yeah-phan:

ckents:

aladdinsfuturewife:

Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!

Still defining epic, after all these years.

#this is the best post that ever was and ever will be

I will never be able to not reblog this post.

favorite post on tumblr

:)

tattooeddicks: poweredbygirl: a pick up line for street...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 02:50:53 +1000

tattooeddicks:

poweredbygirl:

a pick up line for street harassers

I NEED THIS SO BAD