that-horny-mofo: cutekings: today my friend told me tom cruises front tooth is in the middle of his face and i didnt believe him but THIS BOTHERS ME SO MUCH
twigwise: asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do anything ever and they haven’t gone extinct you can afford to take a nap This Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
shewillbelubed: do u ever start being friends with someone and then u get to know them and its like no wait i dont actually like you can we stop this friendship thing we have going on
watchtheskytonight: diannaluvslea: sillylittleshoteka: spontaneousfangasm: sovietkittens: if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t...
josiephone: In Ireland we don’t say “I love you”, we say “Cupán tae”, which roughly translates as “My heart lies within you.” Tragically beautiful.
notfading: zarryforeverandever: Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me “How many fingers am I holding up!?” I don’t see this: I see this: NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD Thank god maybe now people will stop asking that fuck
fuused: fuused: im gonna invest in a purebread cat
veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
the-fandoms-are-cool: daisyfairy: twowandsandadrink: daisyfairy: you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned; English class. GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING...
ufops: my dad tried to use my sister’s hello kitty shampoo in the shower and he just screamed “hello kitty more like hello sHITTY”
damn-it-hirschberg: hiddleswife: oshcoruful: thewindsatyourback: themotherfuckingmarchesa: overshareanonymous: charman-ders: 13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray” It’s grEy in England and grAy in America. ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS A FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY????? WHAT ABOUT CANADA. grEHy WHAT ABOUT...
thewolfsinyourbed: When i find someone who likes Game Of Thrones
bloner: things that should be allowed to be used in essays: i shit you not you feel me no but get this i’m just sayin let me explain you a thing and yeah
Ned: Oh my gods, Cersei's been sleeping with her brother!
Ned: Her children are bastards!
Ned: Bran was crippled because he found out!
Ned: Who should I tell first about this outrage?!
Ned: I know how about Cersei
If you read what teenagers write, it’s much, much darker than anything a young...– Patrick Ness talks with the Telegraph (via thekitschies)